My sister requested I stop posting about makeup. So instead I will list a few questions that have been dancing in my mind like serene tulip-clad fairies jn a mystical glade.
Is Kipper of Kipper the Dog fame always, and I mean, always, having sinus problems? It sounds like it. And are all his little friends equally susceptible? Have they not been vaccinated? That pig Arnold sure likes lollipops; maybe those are the problem? Can't be good for the immunity. There is a very effective ginger tea recipe which I'd like to send them.
How many helium balloons would it take to lift Sweetness Delight to a distant cloud? Kipper only needed twelve.
How many birthdays does it take for parents to get jaded? Eleventy billion I reckon?
Why is Ferrero Rocher more popular/well-known/accessible than Ferrero Rafaelo? The latter are far superior....morsels of divine creamy coconut-y goodness. I have never seen an ad campaign for them. Is it a guarded secret that only few, Talha Bhai being one of them, are privy to?
Who is Hugo Boss' boss? Did he, as a young teen, work at construction sites to make ends meet. and have to put up with a vicious boss (lowercase) shouting, 'where's that young Boss now? dreaming again, ya pussy? c'mere and get a grip! Do the job properly ya nutter. Boss, the drill end goes in the cement, not the ceiling! Boss you're fired! Ah, go suck rambutan!'
Is Kipper of Kipper the Dog fame always, and I mean, always, having sinus problems? It sounds like it. And are all his little friends equally susceptible? Have they not been vaccinated? That pig Arnold sure likes lollipops; maybe those are the problem? Can't be good for the immunity. There is a very effective ginger tea recipe which I'd like to send them.
How many helium balloons would it take to lift Sweetness Delight to a distant cloud? Kipper only needed twelve.
How many birthdays does it take for parents to get jaded? Eleventy billion I reckon?
Why is Ferrero Rocher more popular/well-known/accessible than Ferrero Rafaelo? The latter are far superior....morsels of divine creamy coconut-y goodness. I have never seen an ad campaign for them. Is it a guarded secret that only few, Talha Bhai being one of them, are privy to?
Who is Hugo Boss' boss? Did he, as a young teen, work at construction sites to make ends meet. and have to put up with a vicious boss (lowercase) shouting, 'where's that young Boss now? dreaming again, ya pussy? c'mere and get a grip! Do the job properly ya nutter. Boss, the drill end goes in the cement, not the ceiling! Boss you're fired! Ah, go suck rambutan!'
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